Dressing like Jackholes

The first of what I am sure will become a regular part of this LJ.

Some recent sightings:

- woman wearing low-slung skirt showing the skin all about her khip bones and clearly showing that she was wearing a bodysuit.

- long-sleeved, velvet, full body catsuit. Seen in the subway station and the wearer must have been at least 65.

- all those oh so trendy hipster boys with the maticulously coiffed faux hawky dos, made to look like they just resulted from some carefree mussing right after rolling out of bed. The vintage/vintage-look tee, that you know they paid $80+ for, worn over a button-up shirt, all but one side front of the shirt tail tucked into tight jeans of some sort.

I would go on, but my eyes are stuck in a rolly cycle.